I wasn’t kidding; the deed is done before my next billing cycle starts tomorrow. While it’s terribly easy to cancel an account, I find it a bit unnerving to be told that by doing so I’m “making the Peon cry”.

Truth be told, I probably haven’t touched my main (a night elf hunter) for about two months, and haven’t been the worse for wear. I simply don’t have the time to spend on what is essentially just something to occupy all of my game time, when I’d rather be enjoying something, well, newer. It certainly makes writing about games a lot easier.

Before making the final decision to cancel my account, I was then presented with an animated gif of a robed figure begging for forgiveness, and the following:

The peon is full-on weeping now. We hope you’re happy. Are you positive you want to deactivate your subscription?

I never got this kind of guilt trip with Star Wars Galaxies, though navigating SOE’s Station Subscription site was a bit of a headache. Everyone knows that MMORPGs have addictive qualities. Some people’s lives are so upended by them they seek professional help – or do nothing and lose everything. Why is Blizzard trying to make this process harder for someone who’s looking to turn their life around? Though these comments may be intended as a humerous send off, I don’t think the guy who lost his wife and kids to a game is laughing.