I’ve been playing Resident Evil 4 almost exclusively since the weekend. See, I’ve been trying to figure out why these high scores keep popping up. I can’t help but reminisce about the early days of Doom 3, to be honest, because it doesn’t seem to be going away.

I’m not really a fan of the series, but when I’ve read numerous reviews (and received personal recommendations) that wax poetic about this game’s quality, eventually I have to give in. Yes, the game is indeed beautiful, and probably the best looking game I’ve seen on a console next to the Metroid Prime series and Crystal Chronicles. However, judgement of this game seems to be obsessively focused on its previous incarnations, and not other games in its genre. Am I missing something? If the fact that this is a Resident Evil game was removed from the equation, would it still be considered good?

When I hear the words “survival horror”, I assume an implicit agreement between the player and the developer. I should be scared. I concede that the game did a great job of setting the mood. A creepy, dilapidated remote village populated by grizzled looking farmers deftly establishes the tone. I freaked out the first time I saw a zombie shambling towards me even after I had just blown his head clean off. But the story, as detailed as it may be, just doesn’t seem that compelling to warrant an expedient playthrough of the remainder of the game. I feel like a tourist. Resident Evil 4 feels like Metal Gear Solid. Lots of story, action on rails. I have no control. Why should I be scared?

Maybe it was the annoying “interactive cutscenes” (an oxymoron if there ever was one) that switched up button combinations between tries, or the completely annoying controls that are almost useless during boss battles.

For me, I think what finally sealed Resident Evil 4’s fate was babysitting the president’s daughter. She can climb up a ladder with the best of them. But if I wander away after climbing down, she’s completely fucking helpless. Maybe if she would just pick up a god damned pistol when I’m about to get my head chainsawed off, I wouldn’t be so bitter.

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