July 15th, 2003
Return of the King
Cinescape says that the first trailer for Lord of the Rings: Return of the King will be in theatres September 26th. It will be playing before Secondhand Lions, a “comedy/drama starring Haley Joel Osment, Robert Duvall and Michael Caine”. From the description I don’t think this movie will be at all interesting, so it will be up to the discretion of the fanboy if they really want to pay to sit through the next “feel good” movie starring that kid from the Sixth Sense (oh yeah he was in Forrest Gump, too). Who the fuck came up with that title, anyway? It’s retarded. I bet the little punk has some really witty dialogue, showing much disrespect to his elders, and once again reflecting Hollywood’s insistence that precocious children are somehow funny. Fuck that. I’ll wait and download the trailer from Apple.
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